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B O, in another controversial appointment, has selected Al Sharpten as a candidate for ambassador to the Peoples Republic Of The Gazza Strip.

The reverent was quoted as saying ,"I know these bomb tossers like my own family."

When asked by a reporter to be more specific, an enraged Sharpton claimed "this is more racist than the Tamana Brawley reporting." "Whitey's at it again.!!!"